69 twister

you are doing 69 on a round about and get up with your hands out and do a 360

did you see them people on the round about it looked like the were doing the 69 twister

by the secret man November 2, 2020

Tongue Twister

When a girl is slurping on your peen and tries to talk dirty into a tongue twister but actually twists her tongue around the peen. The head of the peen acts as a stopper and it gets stuck at that point and is unable to come untied.

At dinner she tied the cherry stem into a knot, but after dinner she did the opposite with my peen and got herself into a tongue twister.

by Dr. Papanak October 18, 2020

centipede twister

A sex position in which two assholes of two different people join together in order to shit against each other ending in an explosive shit storm.

Hey honey? Would you wanna try a centipede twister in bed later tonight? Make sure you don’t shit too hard against my asshole, okay?

by HarryWeinerandfartjuice July 3, 2021

Buying Twitter

Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.

"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."

by LeBademeister November 15, 2022

Wick Twister

Wick Twister Dangling Coaster

Person 1: Wick twister dangling coaster
Person 2: Yes, you definitely spelled that right.

by CincinnatiPatriot February 5, 2023

Old Twitterfingers

A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.

Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2023

chinese double twister

when a guy shoves eggroles up his asshole and then shats it into the partners mouth

when we were at minglings dynasty for dinner we snuck into the bathroom i performerd a chinese double twister, it was magical.

by Gerald Archibald February 18, 2017