bed and tub

The cheerful nihilism of blasting Nevermind from CD in standstill traffic in the BQE.

Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.

by tehkgb April 2, 2019

Poor man's hot tub

Shower

Damn it feels great to hit up the poor man's hot tub "shower" and relax after a day on the mountain.

by SkiLifeSpecial December 23, 2019

Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception

A man loads his semen into the jacuzzi jets before turning on the tub. The next unassuming woman to take a relaxing bath will be bombarded with the man’s jitt (hense jittcuzzi). The sloor may later becum pregnant from the jacuzzi jets firing the jizz into her cooch, like that of a cannonball shooting out of a cannon.

Disclaimer: Not recommended in Alabama

Caitlin Jenner: Took a nice bubble bath in my neighbor’s hot tub last night. It was hella relaxing.

Pimp: Bitch, hope you wasn’t in a Jittcuzzi Tub of Cumception. Them shits will get you preg af. Worst thing is, if you is in Alabamer, they gon’ make you keep the baby. Unless you wanna go to jail and get pounded by Sandusky type mofos and shit like that.

by Stoney69 May 16, 2019

Wisconsin hot tub

Ejaculating in a girl's belly button and leaving it there overnight.

innie = Wisconsin hot tub
outie = Caymen islands

"Dude, i totally gave this chick a Wisconsin hot tub last night!"

"be careful man.. my girlfriend got an infection from that once, but her outie poked through the surface and made it the caymen islands"

by OfficerSensei May 23, 2018

Hot tubbed

Backslapping and getting absorbed into the snow. It looks like you just sat down in a hot tub and feels like you broke your ass bone

Dude 1: *sends sick clïff with a flat landing*
Dude 2: you see that?? Dude just got hot tubbed so hard. His ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.

by WillyBoof March 30, 2020

hot tub snowglobe

When you nut in a hot tub, and it floats and spins around you like a snowglobe.

My neighbors snuck over last night and left a hot tub snowglobe.

by Dub's April 2, 2020

tubs

someone who is so goddamn fat you just can't stand them.

friend: hey have you seen tubs around?
other friend: ew bruh, fuck that nigga on god.

by Yung Fuk March 2, 2020