Touch (toit)

The Irish Gaelic word for 'cigarette', which is "toitín", gets shortened to "toit" in coversation, which is pronounced exactly like the English word "touch".

So non-Irish speakers get alarmed when they hear the line, "Do you want to go out for a touch?"

"You goin' out for a toit?"

"Aye, why not."

by Barrry May 2, 2005

Touch Her Guts

The act of vaginal stimulation via fingers, otherwise known as fingering.

Ken: Dude that chick is really into me.
Jay: You went to second base last night, you gonna touch her guts tonight?

by Kahltherage May 23, 2011

touché douche

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person

Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche

by Tonyiguana August 17, 2016

touch noodle

A touch noodle is an insult, usually meaning idiot

"Hey, did you see Taylor trip yesterday?"
"Yeah, what a touch noodle"

by Kobra936 January 31, 2018

Touch Snow

It's like "touch grass" but during the winter, when there's usually snow.

Dude 1: I finally got that achievement, It took me 17 days!

Dude 2: What? go touch snow, will ya?

by Someguywholikessnow December 22, 2021

Turd Toucher

One who is fascinated with touching fecal matter.

"Ryan has been poking at that log for hours. What a turd toucher."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

soul touch

A new horizon and or level of making love to an individual beyond natural measure, it is so satisfying that it escalates to a spiritual leve.

We soul touched on the kitchen counter last night.

by Soul toucher December 29, 2015