bone smuggling

1. To conceal one's gender (male only)
2. To hide one's penis from view.

The hooker's client got really upset when he found out it was bone smuggling.

by Lunchbox March 28, 2003

Wet bone

A wet penis. When a male's penis gets dampened or moistened by masturbation, or sexual intercourse. Could be a result of vaginal or anal sex, or oral sex.

Dan's pre-ejaculate fluid became homogenized with Shelly's warm, sticky saliva. His tall erection was covered in a slippery, sticky, semi-thick, glistening sexual substance. Dan had a wet bone.

by Thadeus Dank November 20, 2010

Buck and bone

When a guy is buck naked and bone hard, and obviously ready to engage in some erotic activities. Being properly (un)dressed and sexually stimulated for solo play or with a parter of any persuasion.

By the time she came to bed I was already buck and bone.

We were talking of what to do next. He gestured toward the shower and we were both buck and bone in a matter of seconds.

I had no place to go and no one to see. I was already buck and bone so I did some edging for an hour.

by Les S. Moore July 28, 2019

bone crook

A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.

Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!

by Telephony May 22, 2018

z-bone

A person that is unable to swim but still sends it

"Bryce are you coming into the water?"
"Idk man I think I'm gonna z-bone"

by RyanDavis July 5, 2017

Choke Bone

The penis. Generally, those of a fat, girthy and lengthy type.

She tried but couldn’t take all my choke bone.

My choke bone had her gagging and slobbering.

Love the way it sounds when she’s necking down all my choke bone.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2018

Strong bone

is the term used when a male gets a strong erection after hearing something that excites him or makes him very happy.

"Oh hey Modern Warfare 3 comes out tomorrow!"
"Oh yeah that gives me a strong bone!"

by Michaelstrongbone January 10, 2012