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Junk Function

An all around general term for the functioning of ones junk,
for example going to the bathroom.

hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!

eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...

Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there
by Coldsurvival July 4, 2011
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shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.
Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!
by Ray Albright January 1, 2009
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Junk phone

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.
Dude, I saw you in the bathroom with your phone out. I don't want to touch your junk phone!
by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016
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Funnyun Junk

One who is cursed by incredibly stinky balls or a funky vagina.
Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?

Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010
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The Junk Tickler

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.

2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".

2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009
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junk-male

the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.
I checked my e-mail, this morning, but nothing worth replying to, just junk-male
by thehypermom February 20, 2011
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junk-in-the-trunk

Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.
I gave that phat ass a good slap and the junk-in-the-trunk jiggled like jello! mmm mmmm
by mememetoo June 24, 2018
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