for example going to the bathroom.
hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!
eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...
Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there
hey what are you doing, what? Oh! I am am having a junk function!
eww! whats that smell?.... Oh that.... Smells like a junk function...
Watch your step, a dog had a junk function there
by Coldsurvival July 4, 2011

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.
by Ray Albright January 1, 2009

When you see a person in the bathroom with their phone out. Since the phone will be touched by the hands that will have touched your junk before hands can be washed. Be sure to hand that phone off to your friend after the bathroom so they can laugh at the video too.
by Mavrick1903 January 11, 2016

Person 1: So did you finally go down on him?
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
Person 2: Almost, I pulled down his pants and he had Funnyun Junk so I just gave him a handy.
by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010

1. To tickle the sack and or junk that descends from your middle half.
2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
2. A tiger with mustard spilt on it and has a ginger afro.
1. "Hey man, see that sack of junk descending from the middle half of the shelf in the attic? I just gotta go tickle it".
2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
2. Did you see that "The Junk Tickler"? It was coming right for you. That mustard tiger with a ginger afro was serious".
by Mr. Bonejangles May 21, 2009

the assorted emails women receive, on dating sites, from men who are far too old/young or live way too far away to be able to actually date.
by thehypermom February 20, 2011

Cellulite on the ass and thighs. Usually desirable and adds to the attractive shape of a woman. Jiggles when shaken or slapped.
by mememetoo June 24, 2018
