Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.

My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.

by silentshotghost June 21, 2018

Tit Spit

A chunky, salsa like liquid that comes out of a woman's titties; especially when they're on their period.

Boyfriend: God dammit! Clean up your Tit Spit!

by Iggi Niggi August 30, 2019

Sloppy Spits

another term for blowjob, especially a sloppy one.

" My girlfriend gave me the Sloppy Spits last night "

by RedR0sessx May 18, 2019

Spitting Crain

The act of giving an award winning head job while using no hands. The hands don’t really know where to go so you just hold them up in the air until you look like you are preparing for the finishing move in The Karate Kid. Then when he blows his load the head giver spits it out to finish the Spitting Crain

Whoa, that bitch look like Danial San from karate kid. Come on baby sweep the leg, I mean dick! Oh she didn’t swallow it. She spit it back on him like a Spitting Crain.

by HortonSeesAPoo June 19, 2018

Hooker spit

Lube for any sexual activity

Her vagina was so dry , we had to get some Hooker Spit.

by Dickharry September 25, 2021

spit clinic

(n.) a place where people can go to spit on other people. The act of spitting can be in another persons mouth, on body or around them. This would resemble some sort of fetish.

Mary said to Jane, "Hey girl, I'm free today and I'm feeling frisky, let's go to the spit clinic."
Jane replied, "me too, pick me up at 12:30pm."
Mary responded "I'm hacking up loogies right now for practice, see you soon gurrrrl"

by lol109284 April 14, 2022

Quit and spit

The act of quitting your job so you can hit on a former coworker who has reservations about dating coworkers

Coworker 1: Where's Brian? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Coworker 2: He quit so he could hit on Sarah.

Cowroker 1: Why did he have to quit?

Coworker 2: Sarah said she won't date coworkers so Brian had to Quit and spit.

by KrustyWeiner420 April 18, 2018