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Thunder Cunt

Coined in Blade: Trinity by Ryne Renolds' character; Hannibal King, the term is often used to describe types of people the word 'cunt' simple doesn't describe well enough.

Thunder Cunt describes a person so cuntish that it is as if the Thunder God himself had thrown a bolt of lightning into an infected vagina, spread the infection to the brain of said person, leaving them a disastrous, miserable, lonely peice of shit.

Thunder Cunt.
"Ed Davison is a Thunder Cunt"

"Ed Davison you're a mother fucking Thunder Cunt fagoot piece of shit"

Yeah man, that guy Ed Davison is the biggest fucking Thunder Cunt in the entire world"
by Victory of the People April 12, 2010
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Thunder-suck

An incredibly fast and enjoyable fellatial experience.
'Hey girl, stop this bitchin'and give me a thunder-suck!'

'My bird gives boss thunder-sucks!'

"The couple's argument was soon eradicated by the precise use of a well-timed thunder-suck."
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Thundercracker

Offensive term for a white person who was an oppressor to Asians. Began being used in the 1800s while the trans-continental railroad was being built and revived during WWII and the Japanese internment camps.
Person 1: Hey dude what you eating? Rice or some shit?
Person 2: Dude don't be a fucking thundercracker, white people eat rice too.
by TheKingdomToMyHeart June 18, 2019
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fire breathing thunder cunt

An extreme bitch who also has red hair. She usually is never in a good mood and constantly bitching at random people.
Aaron "Dude did you see Jessica?"
Josh "Yea bro she is a fire breathing thunder cunt
Aaron "Oh aight"
by xBmXiCaNx October 30, 2011
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blue thunder

The crazy old Texan Vietnam vet we gave an MRI to today asked if we could put in a porn for him to watch during the scan. To which I responded "no sir we need minimal movement from you for optimal results". He said "Don't worry son, I haven't had my blue thunder today yet."
by fjordy December 28, 2005
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thunder chunky

A hot male or female with a sexy body that you want to slam against rapidly.
Yo Padre..you're one fine thunder chunky. Wanna slam?
by chunky mama July 18, 2006
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Thunder Butt

the fat guy at the pound in homeward bound
sassy (the cat): "this way thunder butt"
by Ty54 May 31, 2009
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