Nigga you thought!

When you're expecting something typical, but the completely unexpected happens instead.

"I can beat his ass. He 5'4 and im 6'1 225lbs"

*said ass beater gets his ass beat*

the actual ass beater: NIGGA YOU THOUGHT!

by thvniggv March 30, 2025

Colour Thoughts

When certain thoughts align with certain colours.
Red Thoughts - Sex / Romantic thoughts
Green Thoughts - Normal, positive thoughts

Blue Thoughts - Mundane, everyday thoughts
Black Thoughts - Thoughts that should be very much illegal
Purple Thoughts - Thoughts of self harm and suicide.
Orange Thoughts - Playful, weird, fruity thoughts that make no sense
Pink Thoughts - Thoughts of negativity and unhappiness

I'm having some crazy Colour Thoughts right now, bro! Damn

by CoryXZeeke September 6, 2023

rape thoughts

Wtf is wrong with you

I have constant rape thoughts.

Sir/Madam, you are under arrest

by Dave Rodneys February 20, 2018

once thought

It is a function to a context that was once doubted or certainty from a person's statement and theories.

Penrose Tilings were once thought as impossible shapes.

by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022

thoughts and tariffs

An alternation of the phrase "thoughts and prayers" used to sarcastically wish good luck and show empathy to the American population, half of whom voted for an orange, tariff-obsessed president.

Sending concepts of thoughts and tariffs to the people who will pay higher prices for this pointless tariff shitshow!

by repufolklore February 3, 2025

Virtual Thought

When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.

Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"

by PitchPlez May 14, 2015

Thought Brisket

A "thought brisket" refers to the mental process of slow-cooking an idea or concept, allowing it to fully develop over time. Just as smoking a brisket requires patience, attention, and gradual transformation to reach its full flavor, a "thought brisket" involves giving yourself space to reflect, ruminate, and let the complexities of an idea settle before reaching a final understanding or decision. It's about letting thoughts simmer so that they can mature into something richer and more nuanced.

"I’m not ready to make a decision on that yet; I need to let it turn into a thought brisket and really slow-cook before I know the right approach."

by landsharks67 October 10, 2024