Alabama Lizard Taint

The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.

Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.

by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016

taint

The flesh between one's genitalia and anus.

Taint pink and taint stink.

by Steve Savoy December 28, 2005

Taint

that spot between your balls and ass

im sweat my taint off
Jersey is the taint of America

by MACOLLINS17HOCO December 16, 2008

taint

stinky space between your asshole and your balls.

damn your taint smells like wet socks.

by op October 5, 2006

taint

Taint is a slang term used to refer to the perineum (the region of the human body between the testicles or vulva and the anus). It is a portmanteau of "it ain't." This term has no basis in medical terminology and is most often considered lewd and mildly obscene.

"Last night, you mom tongued my taint..."

by christopher Cherry October 22, 2008

Taint

1. The area between a males scrotum and anus that prevent the man from shitting ho his balls.
2. Tyler "Taint" Baker inter/show monkey of the Lex and Terry Morning Radio Network.

I just Got kicked in the fuckin' taint!

by jperea September 25, 2006

taint

1. In Pro Figure Skating, it's the preffered area for placement of the male skating partner's hand when lifting his female partner above his head.

2. The jagged or wavy line between your marble bag and balloon knot.

Have you ever had your taint stimulated by a woman? It comes highly recommended!

by Samhain_Knight February 24, 2005