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Wank fuckup

When you're watching porn, however pre orgasim, your hand either changes or loses grip or the video changes to a shit part. After orgasim you regret that you did so as you feel you have wasted an opportunity.
I hate it when you Wank fuckup, it's so annoying!
by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello November 18, 2015
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Crippled wank

Someone who wanks off without arms and legs
Katy Jones is a crippled wank
by Niscaraeperuscar May 13, 2019
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wank session

An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.
Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?
by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017
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Wank Wad

A word to describe somebody who has the personality or the appearance of a sperm infested tissue, these tissues are commonly found by unexpecting parents.
Wow, he's such a wank wad.
by sergeantsmithy May 4, 2020
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Phantom Wank

When a male sits on his hand until numb then has a wank so it feels like someone else is doing it.
I felt particularly lonely so i had a phantom wank, to pretend i have a friend.
by Cleggfu September 15, 2013
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Exit Wank

An extremely reckless danger-wank whereby the performer has little or no hope of remaining undetected. Such a brazen act is brought about the liberation of knowing one is leaving and doesn't have to face the consequences of their actions.
Bazza: "Did you hear Dennis from accounts finally flipped the bird to his boss and resigned?"

Gazza: "Yeah, then Wayne caught him polishing his piece all over Cathy from finance's desk while she was at the post-budget sausage roll party".

Bazza: "An exit wank? Are you kidding me, what a way to go out!"
by Johnny Long-bone January 25, 2012
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wall of wanks

Top most wanked to people featured on thankyourwank.com The Wall of Wanks includes man, woman and celebrities that the users of the website +1 everytime they wank thinking about them.
Everyone wanks so hard at Hayley Williams that no wonder she is always featured on the wall of wanks of thankyourwank.com
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
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