2 definition by Cleggfu

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When a person does something so cool it will go down in history as a great, almost mythical event.

dave -"I just sneezed, and it all went into a policemans hat"
ned-"Awesome-Welles my friend, Awesome frickin Welles"

by Cleggfu October 03, 2010

When a male sits on his hand until numb then has a wank so it feels like someone else is doing it.

I felt particularly lonely so i had a phantom wank, to pretend i have a friend.

by Cleggfu September 15, 2013