Side Hassle

When your side hustle becomes more trouble than it's worth.

Everyone said this was an easy way to make some extra cash, but my side hustle is turning into a side hassle.

by anonymous February 22, 2022

side-boob

Sideboob is the registered trademark of a fashion line by the company Some Brand in Germany (www.sideboob.de). The name Sideboob originates from their renowned shirts with deep and wide side cutouts, which allow a view of the female and male breast seen from the side.

I love these SIDEBOOB Shirts, because they allow a nice view of her breast from the side. Show some side-boob!

by Zischerio August 30, 2013

Side Squish

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.

I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.

by McSnappypants August 5, 2012

Side lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.

“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”

by Julactus October 2, 2018

Side Belting

The act of fat blokes wearing their belts with the buckle to the side so that it doesn’t dig in to overhanging stomachs.

“I have been able to sit up straight in a chair since I started side belting instead of just laying down eating biscuits”

by Johngefc June 25, 2021

bloody side

The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.

I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.

by Ace1Aleon September 22, 2013

Side Cart

When you’re laying in bed masturbating, and your about to climax so you roll over and cum on one half of your bed, then roll over to the other side and fall asleep

I would side cart but I don’t want the hotel room to smell

by 2JayZ__ August 20, 2022