Side Cart

When you’re laying in bed masturbating, and your about to climax so you roll over and cum on one half of your bed, then roll over to the other side and fall asleep
I would side cart but I don’t want the hotel room to smell
by 2JayZ__ August 21, 2022
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Side loaf

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.
by Turdmuffins November 25, 2017
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side beer

The personal beer that you would hold to the side during a game of beer pong. You would drink from your side beer throughout the game in addition to being scored on by opponents.

In addition, a side beer can also be used during a long list of other drinking games, such as; flip cup, quarters, king, fuck the dealer ect.
(during game of beer pong)

Shon - "I got my side beer."

Brando - "Oh yup, i almost forgot mine!"
by PoppinPapaverz February 16, 2011
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Hitting The Sides

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.
Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.
by PeachyTaint July 18, 2022
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Side apartment

An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.
Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?

vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills
by Rex'smissingfat July 03, 2015
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bloody side

The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.
I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.
by Ace1Aleon September 22, 2013
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