When a small asian guy rubs chocolate all over his body before his gilfriend masturbates him until he comes on his belly. After that, they mix the chocolate and the cum together and drink it as a hot chocolate milk.
by lap1539j September 20, 2008
Get the Cleveland Hot Kwongmug. Portland, OR.
Noun) Place where rich white kids go to school, and act like they are all black. Listen to rap music, suck at all sports.
Noun) Place where rich white kids go to school, and act like they are all black. Listen to rap music, suck at all sports.
by GregOdensABeast October 8, 2009
Get the Cleveland High Schoolmug. by Thatguywhoeatspie May 4, 2018
Get the cleveland mud slapmug. (also known as VCS for short.) When someone craps on your heart, or even chest. But not in a literal sense. This steamy pile of shame and misery is delivered electronically. Hence why it's known as the "Virtual Cleveland Steamer."
Did you hear about Billy? He finally told a girl from high school how he felt about her, and she didn't even read his email, just straight up deleted it!
No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!
No way man, she Virtual Cleveland Steamered him? That's cold blooded!
by JMH85 February 16, 2010
Get the Virtual Cleveland Steamermug. A Cleveland Nostril Bomb is comprised of several alcoholic beverages, and may take up to 30 minutes to complete. The person attempting a Cleveland Nostril Bomb will often times become more intoxicated as the challenge goes on.
1. A person will drink a mason jar of moonshine
2. The same person will eat 3 slices of cheese pizza
3. Eat an entire lemon, and wash it down with either hard iced tea or hard lemonade.
4. (This is where it gets it's name.) Drink two shots of Jack Daniels through their nose, this may be with a straw.
5. Have an associate or friend slap them across the face to congratulate them for completing a Cleveland Nostril Bomb.
The Cleveland Nostril Bomb may inflict serious injury on a person who attempts it.
1. A person will drink a mason jar of moonshine
2. The same person will eat 3 slices of cheese pizza
3. Eat an entire lemon, and wash it down with either hard iced tea or hard lemonade.
4. (This is where it gets it's name.) Drink two shots of Jack Daniels through their nose, this may be with a straw.
5. Have an associate or friend slap them across the face to congratulate them for completing a Cleveland Nostril Bomb.
The Cleveland Nostril Bomb may inflict serious injury on a person who attempts it.
"Aw man, my nose burns like hell and I'm hungover as shit. What the fuck did I do last night?"
"You did a whole Cleveland Nostril Bomb in 13 minutes, dude!"
"Fuck"
"You did a whole Cleveland Nostril Bomb in 13 minutes, dude!"
"Fuck"
by Large Condiment July 9, 2017
Get the Cleveland Nostril Bombmug. When one is laying flat on their back with knees bend upwards while moving their head up to reach the asshole of the person standing right in front of them with ass towards them, thrusting his/her tongue DEEP INSIDE the anus each time he/she moves his/her head to the top. Under Cleveland municipal law, any sex act that is performed within Cleveland city limits must involve shitting, so the person who is receiving a rimjob via a Cleveland Curl Up is legally obligated to shit onto the tongue of the giver of the Cleveland Curl Up; essentially the “cherry on top.”
I decided to try something new with my Girlfriend so I asked if we could take turns doing Cleveland Curl Up…
…and she left me :(
…and she left me :(
by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023
Get the Cleveland Curl Upmug. When someone puts carrots up their butt and the heat from their butt hole steams the carrots. Then they poop it on their partner. Similar to a Cleveland steamer.
by Bubble guts 13 January 28, 2022
Get the Cleveland Steamed Carrotsmug.