chronic condition

When your doctor doesn't know the cause of your medical condition or how to make it better, but somehow knows enough to prescribe something you'll be on for the rest of your life.

Mark: Can you tell me what's causing this?
Doc: It's not really known.
Mark: Can it be cured?
Doc: Nope.
Mark: Can you give me something for it?
Doc: Definitely. Here's a prescription. It's a combination of multiflumoxytol and baffleonanon.
Mark: What'll it do?
Doc: It will reduce your flare ups from once every 10 days to about once every week and a half.
Mark: Is this a chronic condition?
Doc: You said it, unfortunately.
Mark: Should I do anything else - like with nutrition or whatever?
Doc: I wouldn't if I were you.
Mark: Why not?
Doc: It could interfere with your chronic condition.

by Chuckannuck October 10, 2017

Cosby Chronic

The brown, toasted, remains of weed after being smoked through a vaporizer.

Commonly stored and stashed away in the event of a dry spell.

Stoner 1: Dude, please tell me you're holdin'!
Stoner 2: Nope, but I've got some Cosby Chronic we can smoke!

by Papawoot July 21, 2012

Chronic beard burn

When making out with a man who has scruff or a beard and it results in a burn on your chin.

“Kristen I can tell you made out with someone last night because of your chronic beard burn”

by I love my dogs November 10, 2019

Chronic Hatter

Someone who is a true friend, Always there for you when you need something

The other day Chronic Hatter helped me with the bully

by _Lushboii January 19, 2011

chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.

“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”

by henry the hoeless May 8, 2023

chronic empathy

Too much empathy for your own good. Putting yourself in unhealthy situations for the benefit of someone else.

Jacob gave his only winter coat to his friend who didn’t have one. Now Jacob no longer has a coat himself. Jacob struggles with chronic empathy

by jacbarc October 2, 2022

Chronic

Is used when referring to strong weed. According to Snoop Dogg, the the phrase 'the chronic' came about as a mispronounciation by Dr. Dre of weed grown using hydroponics. Dre supposedly thought the weed was "hydrochronic".

"yo wys today g?"

"yeah, I just hit that chronic bro and im blazed."

by raggi April 18, 2015