by Chocoboywonder September 02, 2017
Guy 1 : Dude what is that fishy smell?
Guy 2 : I think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.
Guy 2 : I think that girl is walking around carpet bombing the whole room.
by ADDing01 July 01, 2013
a noise punk band formed during the mid 1700s who's records have been burned and was never seen again.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
the records actually never existed, but any written document on their lives are nowhere to be found but the bodies of these ambitious musicians, who were way ahead of their time, mysteriously disappeared after, supposedly, mumbling something about global warming and such...
were these ghosts of the future? was it Saddam Hussein in a rabbit suit playing the garbage cans? no one knows. we don't know. i don't know. no one knows. but they are the Carpet Fairies. The Carpet Fairies are out there somewhere.
And no, a Carpet Fairy is NOT a hip lesbian.
by PeeSpawt October 14, 2009
When a man "titty-bangs" another man. In order for it to be a carpet halfpipe the reciever of the titty-bang would have to have a hairy chest. When the reciever pushes his male-breasts together it creates the halfpipe and with the hair added to it creates the halfpipe.
Justin Bieber: I cant believe that my Italian boyfriend was not down to do a carpet halfpipe.
Perez Hilton: I am sorry Justin I just got my chest hairs waxed so it wouldnt be a true carpet halfpipe
Justin Bieber: fine. but r we still down with anal
Perez: frick yeah!
Perez Hilton: I am sorry Justin I just got my chest hairs waxed so it wouldnt be a true carpet halfpipe
Justin Bieber: fine. but r we still down with anal
Perez: frick yeah!
by I love carpet halfpipes March 11, 2011
1.when one "clucks" through the carpet looking for crack/cocaine. aka crackhead.
2.when you lose something in a girls bush and have to search for it.
2.when you lose something in a girls bush and have to search for it.
1.John started carpet clucking after he smoked his last rock.
2.You dont have to be a carpet clucker with debbie, she shaves.
2.You dont have to be a carpet clucker with debbie, she shaves.
by AliDivito June 22, 2008
Racist term for an East Indian due to their religion. They kneel down and kiss some sort of special rug while praising 'Allah'
by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016
When a girl from Quebec City goes the whole winter without taming her pubic hair. In spring she shaves it off and sews a carpet that she uses to go sledding the following winter....
by Batgirl714 February 17, 2017