Cactus Budding

When you get herpes hut a whole lotta hairs grow all over them. Typically used to stop masturbation.

"I cant masturbate anymore because im cactus budding"
"Haha fuckin loser you got herpes"

by Jazz Speller September 25, 2017

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Dancing cactus

its a cactus that will not stop dancing

The dancing cactus is here

by dancing labron james September 29, 2017

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cactus is a CANADIAN who wont stop saying shit like goodness me gosh almighty amazing oh god oh my goodness and is ANNOYING AS FUCK!!!!! they usually are found moderating animal jam servers and having no life :rofl:

bro did u see that cactus they totally STINK FART!

by DEFINITELYNOTMOLDY January 10, 2022

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Cactus

An attractive heterosexual man who straight white women call a twink for some reason. Taken from The Good Place's "Is it actually a cactus?" bit.

"Timothee Chalamet is such a twink"
"He's actually a cactus"

by Sex_Addicto February 12, 2025

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Arizona Cactus Poll

Striping down naked and dancing seductively on a spiked Cactus with the intention of mimicking a stripper

Joey has been hospitalized for pulling a Arizona cactus poll

by Hxicde0 November 27, 2025

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Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus

"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."

by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022

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