fallen tree

When your granfather or grandmother are surprisingly still living and they finally end up dieing.

My grandpa finally became a fallen tree!

by Freddy April 22, 2018

dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI

So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there

by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017

Tree Sap

The medical marijuana vapor tanks. This term was by someone pointing out to me that weed it called trees, therefore those are tanks of tree sap.

Hey bro, did you bring the tree sap?

by bolzd33p69 December 1, 2018

Fuck Tree

ElDorado is a small suburb of Wichita, KS. It is most well known for a rare tree lying within the towns city limits.

El Pupper Fuckerous Arbortiti is the last of its own kind. Loosely related to the Cottonwoods of North America, El Pupper is unique in that it’s ability to monogamously reproduce has been proven defunct by genetic makeup.

El Puppers expected remaining life is not easily predictable. We do know that it will never fuck around on you. It will always be at the selected meeting place, and that it will never give you any shit. These few facts about the tree lets us know that the specimen leaned more toward the male spectrum of the botanical informuscuous.

Did you hear what happened at the fuck tree yesterday?

by Eldobotano September 22, 2018

unemployment tree

In southern ghettos, its the large neighborhood oak tree that unemployed blacks gather under to hang out all day.

Tyrone: you gonna play cards under the unemployment tree today?

Jerome: you know dat... i aint got no work to go to. Muh dick.

by Kikeslammer1488 May 28, 2018

cools tree

When something is super cool

“Hey!! AJ Mitchell just liked your tweet!”
“Omg!! Cools tree!!!!”

by imdaniellealexa October 18, 2017

tree turd

Pine cones

My girlfriend and I couldn't believe the size of the tree turds we saw today while hiking.

by Frankie figs June 11, 2017