Side loaf

The male version of a muffin top.

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.

by Turdmuffins November 25, 2017

side beer

The personal beer that you would hold to the side during a game of beer pong. You would drink from your side beer throughout the game in addition to being scored on by opponents.

In addition, a side beer can also be used during a long list of other drinking games, such as; flip cup, quarters, king, fuck the dealer ect.

(during game of beer pong)

Shon - "I got my side beer."

Brando - "Oh yup, i almost forgot mine!"

by PoppinPapaverz February 16, 2011

Side Meeting

When people are gossiping in the office

Ypu better stop having these side meetings and come together as a Team.

by Flint Chitown connection June 01, 2018

side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

by sidesausage October 22, 2013

bloody side

The side of a vehicle that is occupied by a person and gets hit by another vehicle.

I was proceeding through the intersection when I noticed the car on my left had almost run there red light. It would have hit me on the bloody side.

by Ace1Aleon September 22, 2013

side job

A blow job given by two people simultaneously. The givers face each other with their mouths open while the receiver thrusts in between.

I got a side job from Shinzo and Dank last night. But I'm not paying either of them.

by blobdo April 04, 2015

side ear

The designated ear that hears side conversations when people are talking shit about you.

Hey Denise soooo my side ear caught what you were saying. So I'm a bitch huh?

by Chahi0614 December 24, 2016