Side loaf

The male version of a muffin top.

My girlfriend loved looking at my side loaf, that's why she married me.

by Turdmuffins November 26, 2017

side hoe

The girl you text after you leave your girls house because you’re alone now and want pics or sex

Usually late at night, or late in the evening

bro who’s that girl you’re texting?

oh that’s just my side hoe

by relatable bitch May 5, 2018

Side Squish

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.

I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.

by McSnappypants August 5, 2012

Side-Snap

When you snap that one person you don't really care about right as you are snapping your best friend. Usually this is only initiated by replying.

If your girl is side snapping you, she's cheating.

Man I swear I'm getting side-snapped by my girl... her snapscore keeps on going up and she still hasnt seen my snap in the last week.

by fivesome August 14, 2016

side beer

The personal beer that you would hold to the side during a game of beer pong. You would drink from your side beer throughout the game in addition to being scored on by opponents.

In addition, a side beer can also be used during a long list of other drinking games, such as; flip cup, quarters, king, fuck the dealer ect.

(during game of beer pong)

Shon - "I got my side beer."

Brando - "Oh yup, i almost forgot mine!"

by PoppinPapaverz March 3, 2011

Side Hassle

When your side hustle becomes more trouble than it's worth.

Everyone said this was an easy way to make some extra cash, but my side hustle is turning into a side hassle.

by anonymous February 22, 2022

Side lawyer

When you’ve got a steady attorney but then you get one on the side. Like when a dude has a girlfriend and a side bitch. The side lawyer is cheaper, potentially a little ghetto, but always loyal.

“I’m gonna keep using my uncle’s attorney to manage his estate but I got myself a side lawyer.”

by Julactus October 2, 2018