anus slug

a moist slug that loves people's anuses, mainly males. whilst most people are aware that an anus slug can be killed by sprinkling it with salt, it is a little known fact that anus slugs can be commonly seen with silly headwear

o look an anus slug on my pizza, better get the salt

by seb crane is a turd burglar March 6, 2008

slug trail

one day my husband told me while im sleeping that he was going to "cock slap" me, so in return i told him thats fine but you will wake up with a slug trail, im gonna put powder on my cooch and slid it across your face.

when you slid your cooch across some ones face it looks like a slug trail in the morning

by hilariousmarriage June 5, 2011

Sad Slug

general retarded black Peugeot 206 driver, with a penis on head and still a virgin.

Bobby, you sad slug!

by SimonK May 9, 2005

dip the slug

When the husband inserts there penis into there wife's vagina

I can't wait to dip the slug tonight when I get home

by Therob12 September 3, 2022

banana slug

wow. how embarrassing. I misspelled secretes. my bad.

A banana slug SECRETED her glue-like slime onto a leaf while we were walking through the forest. Then we estivated together in a log.

by Martin Luther King Jr. January 19, 2008

shower slug

when you are so drunk your friends must put you in a cold shower (clothes on or off)

Man she's so fucked up, we need to shower slug her.
I once had to shower slug myself because I had too many Smirnoff Ices.

by takeitleci May 24, 2018

redburn slug

a punch that would kill a normal human

fuck me pink he just threw a redburn slug, must be called rassers

by riguez April 11, 2003