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seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
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In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying
In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying
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Seed Voice

A scratchu, cracking voice
Dude, that kid's got a seed voice.
by Bandit Heeler June 5, 2024
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shadow seeding

noun - To be a shadow seeder

Someone who secretly and intentionally impregnates or gets pregnant without the other party knowing.

verb - To shadow seed
To secretly and intentionally impregnate themselves or someone else without the other party knowing.
noun - 'You're a dirty shadow seeder!'

verb - 'You should have seen this girl I was shadow seeding last night!
by submissive&breedable June 13, 2024
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seeding

The newest (rather brainrot) slang as of 7/17/2024, meaning: Anything relevant to the situation, or not. It's anything that either fits into the context of the situation, or doesn't.

It's used when people either don't wish to type out/want to keep their activities private. Seeding or the actions of someone who has seeded cannot be questioned. It should typically be replied to more neutrally, but it depends per context. Seeding can be used seriously or humorously. Refers generally to non-web related activities as well as web related activities. One shouldn't entirely use it to confuse people, losing it's definition. If you are seeding, you are doing something that you simply didn't choose to name, preferring to simplify it, or for humorous purposes rather than spending time explaining, though not limited. Alike the slang from the 1990's, full send, seeding has a version of this.

If you are full-seed, you are set on doing something committedly. If you are fully-seeding, you are actively working with full commitment to your seedling. There are no other full-seeds.

When referring to seeding, you call it seeding, minus exceptions.

If you are yet to seed, refer to it as a seed, or that you're gonna seed. If you plan to seed, that's a seedling. Seedlings=ideas.

If you are actively seeding, you are in-seed, or seeding.

If you had been seeding, and are back , you are/had seeded.

A good rule of thumb is if you can refer to making a sandwich, you're good to say it. Happy seeding.
EXAMPLE 1:

Person 1: "Hey, cut it out, I'm seeding rn."

Person 2: "My bad, I'll leave you to it."

EXAMPLE TWO:

"I need a min to seed."

"Oh alr, ur good."

EXAMPLE 3:

"is everyone seeding now..?"

"Yea ngl-"

EXAMPLE 5:

"Chat, I have a seedling."

"Alright, you gonna do it?"

"Yeah def."

EXAMPLE 6:

"CHAT, I'M FULLY-SEEDING RN."

*Chat applauds and cheers them on, empowering them to keep up their full-seed/seeding.*
by VOX >:) July 17, 2024
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Blumpkin Seed

When you pass gas while getting head. Similar to a blumkin.
She wanted to give me a blumkin, but I was just gassy so she just received Blumpkin Seeds
by WhatDFaulk August 8, 2024
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