Party Phantom

The one person at a party who no one knows or recognizes.

"Dude, who's the guy who keeps creeping on every single girl here?"

"No one knows. He's a total party phantom."

by dorilatortilla July 22, 2011

Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.

Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss

by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020

Phantom Beug

when you go to smoke a cone, but you haven't actually packed one.

"aww fuck bro thats my third phantom beug tonight, im stonkered."

"bro johnys a lightweight he was having phantom beugs after his first bong."

by derrick winthorpe November 1, 2018

Danny Phantom

When you're doing a poo and then get up to inspect the specimen and theres nothing in the bowl. Typically the pressure and angle when it hit the water meant its already disappeared under the dip in toilet pipe.

*wipes ass and stands up, looks down at the toilet*

OMG where is my poo?

"Mum! Come quick, I've done another Danny Phantom!"

by Fritzyboi July 17, 2022

Phantom Blunt

The act of smoking a blunt/joint without blunt/joint in hand.
Occurs whenever one sees/thinks another smoking a blunt/joint. This universally acts as a salute to fellow pot smokers.

I totally saw this guy smoking maui wowie, I would have gone there to request a hit, but i was with my mom.So i just phantom blunted to feel a millionth of a weed high.

by Pothead maxi September 3, 2010

phantom relationship

A relationship that feels like it's still there even though it's long over

Friend 1 :Blake and I are broken up but it still feels like we're together

Friend 2 :It must be a phantom relationship

by Theblackwhiteandcolorfulhuman May 13, 2015

Phantom Shit

when you fart very slowly and it feels warm and wet and almost like you shit yourself

Guy 1: Oh no, I think I just shat myself, something came out all warm and wet
Guy 2: Check your underwear to make sure
Guy1: Dont worry it was only a phantom shit

by damharvs June 28, 2016