flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.

Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015

pat

it is the act of patting someone or something on the head. mostly because they are a smol bean.

smol doggo: woof
me: wow what a smol bean. I pat
smol doggo: *receives pat*

by Forehead of security April 10, 2022

pat moore

when Buddy is so dust at chel that to beat buddy mcbiscit bommer, he must only score cross crease genos.

*scores cross crease goal but forgot to call pat moore*
“ You didn’t call pat Moore bud”
“Shit”
*take 30 second no playing penalty•

by dustymcboyobomer31 February 18, 2023

Skibidy-pats

Hitting someone in the head when you don't like them or are mad at them.

I'm going to give you the skibidy-pats if you push me one more time.

by Your Favorite Black Guy April 10, 2023

Gym Bro Pat

When your Gym Bro gives you a clap on the back right before trying to hit a new PR

Person A: Yo Bro, that Set was nice

Person B: Thanks man, I could only do it after your Gym Bro Pat

by P4scha August 8, 2023

Pat

Pat is a guy that treats a girl right, he’s the exact opposite of a fuck boy/chad.

All the girls want a Pat but they usually go for the Chads.

by Who’s Joe? July 16, 2020

Pat Story

A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.

Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.

by the particular Pat January 7, 2010