Clap sack

When two guys fuck someone from behind and in the front and their balls clap together when they thrust forward.

My friend and I clap sacked Steven Hawking until he died.

by RouttMeister March 15, 2018

Clap Fuck

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female so hard the collision of the bodies makes a clapping sound like he is applauding himself for such a good job.

Randy: "Wow Mark! Your TV must of been on loud last night. I kept hearing people applauding."
Mark: "Randy, you really are an idiot. I was clap fucking Michelle."

by BisonGameday December 2, 2015

Ball clapping

ball clapping - when two sets of balls meet together as a result of timed thrusting banging together creating a clapping noise

Wade and Ryan after watching a movie together invited Meagan over and ryan entered her from behind into her anal bank and wade entered her into her vagina - through the aggressive pumping both Ryan and wades balls banged and clanged together creating a clapping noise - they had successfully been ball clapping

by Swine Doctor May 26, 2016

Closure Clap

The act of open hand slapping your significant other after break up sex with a sperm filled hand. This results in absolute and total closure of the relationship, with both parties assured that no further communication is necessary.

"I heard John and Mindy are done for good!"
"Yeah, he gave her the closure clap"

by mezzos December 5, 2011

One Clap

A term used when you or someone else kills an insect (especially a fly) with one clap.

The term is used to show off the killers remarkable skill and proficiency.

Matthew: "Did you see Rowan one clap that annoying fly"
Wil: "Yeah man, he has so much skill in the art of insect killing!"

by Brux_ February 2, 2018

Retard Clap

What Brandon Frasier did at the Golden Globes

Man, Tommy was so excited about his new car he did a retard clap!

by Yortisme January 26, 2010

Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.

I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.

by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009