Bruce ( brucing) is the act of using two fingers to pull to one side the underwear covering the perineum of an intoxicated lady & engage in coitus in a standing position. Usually performed in dimly lit areas of a public yet private space to the rear of a licensed premises.
Finish yer drink luv & I'll take you for a 'bruce' round the back.
I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,
I gave her a good 'brucing' then went back in the pub,
by brewyboy November 1, 2023
Get the brucemug. the all loving and amazing person bruce! he is such a great person to talk to and is really a kind person and cares for others! hes also really great at editing (better than Fanya) and is great at video games (better than Fanya) and also loves!!!!!! Will!! OMG! he loves will from stranger things which i dont agree on but yea! hes great! i love bruce honestly
by Frxnt Man June 7, 2022
Get the brucemug. This Bruce tastes a little funny to me honestly.
How’s ya Bruce? Mines pretty sore after last night.
I can’t find my Bruce, I think I may have left it at yours last night.
How’s ya Bruce? Mines pretty sore after last night.
I can’t find my Bruce, I think I may have left it at yours last night.
by Simwiks March 7, 2021
Get the brucemug. Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect
by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020
Get the matt-bruce effectmug. A bruce is a guy everyone likes. Well into a sport where he has all the top gear. Walks with chest out, chin up. Always seeing the good. Annoyingly positive. Loudest in a group. Usually 6ft, beard, loves his suits.
by Bethlizzy86 August 22, 2021
Get the Brucemug. by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
Get the Bear Boy Bruce Jr.mug. Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted
person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"
by the Xu meister July 13, 2024
Get the Bruce Xumug.