teen

teen - one who is longing for attention and to be "cool". getting drunk, high, or laid any day of the week is a must. they hang out at the mall, movie theater, and any other place that other teens can be found. when not at these teen gathering zones they are at home watching MTV and chatting to buddies VIA AOL. if they are not at thier home they are at a "teen party" doing all of the above. their relationships last 2-3 weeks and their sexual expeditions are far from confidential. 95% of america's young population are, have been, or are destined to become teens.

Teen-Hey maaan know where i can score some ultra dank shit?
Me-Man.....Fuck you teen

by SSethRX December 23, 2004

Poo-Teen

1. Incorrect pronunciation of the word Poutine. Usually used by english Canadians living outside of Quebec.

2. A version of Poutine served outside of Quebec. Generally made with inferior curd cheese or shredded chedder. Sometimes used in a derisive fashion.

1. I'll have combo #1 with a Pepsi, but can I get Poo-Teen instead of fries?

2. Gross! The cheese in my Poo-Teen is shredded and melted into the fries!

by Fizzie April 24, 2006

Teenage Rebellion

Noun- for a teen to be a fucking bitch to her parents
Verb- The sport of teen bitchery
Adj- also called "rebel" meaning being rebellious especially towards authority (parents)

Example 1-
Mom: I love you!
Teen: MOM FUCKING SHUT UP IM ON SKYPE WITH DOUG
Example 2-
Mom: feed the cat, honey
Teen: Okay *thinks about never feeding the cat ever*
~one week later~
Mom: OH MY GOD FLUFFY IS DEAD!

Classic stories of teenage rebellion

by RonnieDonyBalonie April 9, 2015

Teenied

verb. (past tense)

To teenie: To act like a teenie. Most likely jumping up and down and squealing, often waving hands around. Can also involve hugging and/or dancing. Imagine a teenie being told their object of affection (famous person) is coming to their house. Yeah, like that.

Not only teenies can teenie. I, for one, have been getting very good at it. Also known as fangirling. See teenie and fangirl to understand the concept.

To teenie, to be teenying, to have teenied.

Someone told Keira that she won a competition to meet Daniel Radcliffe and she totally teenied at me!

Person 1: What's up with Nikki?
Person 2: She's going to see Fall Out Boy.
Person 3: Best to avoid her went she's teenying... Oh too late! *is teenied at*

by Lyddy =P December 9, 2008

Teenior

A senior citizen who does the exact actions a teenager does.

"I wish that Teenior would put that cell phone down & pay attention."

by SEGApwnsNintendo January 1, 2010

Teenial

Being in denial of such epic proportions that mere denial is not descriptive enough a term to contain it.

Man, you are in such denial it's amazing--you are in teenial.

by Agnostic Pope December 2, 2010

Teenangsty

A teenager with the usual distractions of an acute but nonspecific sense of anxiety or remorse often accompanied by self-consciousness, inferiority-complex et merda, which gradually leads to psychobabble boogie loo.

While there are malnourished kids out there dying of hunger, parent-less kids begging for a normal life, congenitally deformed and disabled kids battling every dying minute of their lives... here is Pauly sick worried about his little pimples, he's such a teenangsty!

by Tentrin March 6, 2012