Uncle Ted

Ted Stevens is referred to as Uncle Ted by many Alaskans.

Uncle Ted brings home the bacon. He just got $398 million to build a bridge to Gravina Island.

by eskimo87908 December 9, 2008

if-ted

A person having the potential to be gifted if they'd only pull their head out of their ass.

"Yeah, that Sinjaya is a pretty motherfucker. But don't waste your time voting for him. He be if-ted!"

by KoolKatKev January 4, 2008

a ted cruz

when you “accidentally” like a pornographic post.

*scrolling through feed*
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”

by madnik May 9, 2018

The Ted Cruz

A sexual desire/fetish to stick your toe in and out of a vagina.

He wanted to do "The Ted Cruz", but that was too freaky for me.

by rumorhasyou November 12, 2018

On my Ted Cruz

To abandon or flee a tragic situation.

Wife just informed me it’s shark week so I guess I’ll be on my Ted Cruz until further notice.

by q2shy February 18, 2021

Bill and Ted Adventure

White sepremists that carry ladders and have viking helmets.

BILL AND TED ADVENTURE

Nigger #1 : This fucked little dude tried to climb a ladder on my roof and I shot him.
Nigger #2 : Oh fo shizzle yo. *steals car*
Nigger #1 : Yea then it's twin tried to burry him even though he was alive and killed him.
Nigger #2 :SHITS WACK! *steals vcr while eating fried chicken*
Nigger #1: Man then he tried to pull some digging shit and I killed that motherfucker.

by Anthony December 14, 2008

waste of time, money and over all a big pice of over ra ted crap

Something that one must spend mucho dinero on, only to be continually frustrated by it. Like aol.

aol is teh suck.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004