Don't take it personally

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by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017

take the red pill

From the first Matrix movie. Taking the red pill opens the soon-to-be Neo's eyes to the fantasy that he had been living in. Morpheus says to Neo "You have to understand that many people are not ready to be unplugged, and many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it."

Contrast with taking the blue pill. If Neo would have taken the blue pill, he would have stayed within the Matrix and been blind to reality.

Morpheus asks pre-Neo Keanu to take the red pill. As Neo reaches for the red pill Morpheus warns Neo "Remember, all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more."

by Peakey April 24, 2006

take a deuce

taking a poop, crap, shit

I was talking to sandi and getting real horny until she said she had to take a deuce.

by daynads July 2, 2009

take five

to take a short break

OK, Take five after this assignment.

by The Return of Light Joker August 10, 2010

Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.

"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"

by GadgetL May 20, 2008

take the piss

To rile, mock, or be a jerk to another person whether or not the person is joking or being serious.

I know what I am so don't take the piss.
Don't worry about him hes just taking the piss.

by nyqs81 September 28, 2005

Take it Chill

A under used expression that can be replaced for "take it easy." or advice on future actions.

moeronald: "I wanna go get with that girl over there right there.... think she'll go home with me?"
donjuan:" take it chill, you got time"

.......walking out the door.....
bkind: "take it chill"

by Bryan Colligan April 2, 2006