Tabloid Watch

A blog that analyses select stories mainly found in the Daily Mail and sometimes the Daily Express. The Sun and even the Daily Star. The writer will pick an article and pick it to pieces showing that is it not the paragon of journalism the newspaper claims it is but is in fact a load of scaremongering bollocks to keep people in a permanent state of 'fury'.

I've just read an entry on Tabloid Watch that picks apart the article that claimed that ALL British jobs have gone to immigrants and shown it to be utter rubbish backed up by figures and information collected from a variety of reliable sources.

by SLVA January 23, 2011

table chaser

A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.

My boy and I celebrated with a table at Minibar. We were surrounded by table chasers once the waitress brought over the bottle of Belvedere. Later that night we ran the train on those sluts. It was amazing.

by dis4ryan October 31, 2011

Table One

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.

I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!

by Jreality7 March 17, 2012

Table Fancy

Table Fancy:noun/verb/adjective/etc.: 1. A person that is amazing. 2. a thing that is amazing. 3. The act of being amazing. 4. A fancy and quite perilous adventure. 5. Intense round of fisticuffs.

I am so table fancy with my top hat!

We went on quite the table fancy yesterday.

by Monochrome May 19, 2012

table cock

A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat

I made my girl a table cock for christmas

by bigman7224 January 4, 2014

Table Monkey

Is a girl or a group of girls that go to a night clubs mainly in Vegas and try to join tables of people they don't know mostly men and drink all the free booze. Once the bottles are empty like monkeys they bounce to next table without hooking up with any male(s) at the table. Can also be known as a bottle rat. This helps boost night clubs bottom line as bottle service helps with night clubs bottom line and increase profits with more bottle orders etc.

Man bro all these table monkeys everywhere. If she isn't putting out and only trying to drink don't let her past the rope. Lets wait till we want to leave and let monkeys in.

by Nikeman09 July 29, 2014

Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.

Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW

by Fachoina07 February 29, 2016