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Straigay

When a guy swears he is straight but acts a little to 💅🏼💋
Str-ay-gay
Bro I already said I’m straight

Mhm say whatever straigay
by Just baddie March 31, 2025
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Stratacastrater

When you castrate someone with a Stratocaster guitar, OR

alternatively, when the only thing you finger is your guitar so your balls go into retirement because they're not being used and you wouldn't have it any other way.
“I’ve been shredding Weezer on that new guitar I bought so much my balls fell off
“Duuuuuude. You must’ve ordered a stratacastrater”

OR

“Doctor, we don’t have the tools necessary to turn make more eunuchs in a cool, hip, and new wave way!”
“Bring in the stratacastrater”
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Strag

I gotta get away from all these strags, I don't support that shit.
by Awfuls April 21, 2025
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Straggot

A slur for **breeders**, to show how unfathomably straight they are.
"Ugh, all Stacy talks about is her and her husband's love-life—this straggot should just keep to herself!"
by kikorumiku1 June 17, 2025
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Strata

The word strata means layers, so you could also infer that this means layers of FAT.

Examples below.
1. Yo, don't even think of coming near me you strata.
2. I just went to the buffet, and there are stratas everywhere.
by QazaPlaza July 25, 2025
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Straggot

A separate (and more accepted) species of the average straggot: bigoted cisgender males. They sometimes are men with a severe case of flamboyancy and wokeness, as well as acting like a stereotypical homosexual cis male. Though in most cases, they do not act like stereotypical homosexual cisgender man and act more sexually ambiguous.

They are always presumed to be gay, bisexual, or queer upon first contact. Often found in predominantly queer, far left-leaning, non-white spaces.

Despite their appearance and environment they always surprise others by revealing that they are straight and cisgender and have no qualities of being queer, even if they've tried!
Harry Styles always carries himself in a flamboyant way and always advocating for queer people. He is a total Straggot!
by Ass in totle September 25, 2025
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Straggot

A separate (and more accepted) species of the average straggot: bigoted cisgender males. They sometimes are men with a severe case of flamboyancy and wokeness, as well as acting like a stereotypical homosexual cis male. Though in most cases, they do not act like stereotypical homosexual cisgender man and act more sexually ambiguous.

They are always presumed to be gay, bisexual, or queer upon first contact. Often found in predominantly queer, far left-leaning, non-white spaces.

Despite their appearance and environment they always surprise others by revealing that they are straight and cisgender and have no qualities of being queer, even if they've tried!
Harry Styles always carries himself in a flamboyant way and always advocating for queer people. He is a total Straggot!
by Ass in totle September 25, 2025
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