The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.
Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.
Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.
(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"
by StonesLaw March 4, 2019
Get the Stone's Lawmug. A magazine that started off being cool, in the 60s, and is now a bi-weekly trove of bullshit extolling rap "music" as the next frontier in art.
by Jack November 4, 2003
Get the rolling stonemug. by herofromzerofromhero July 8, 2018
Get the John Stonesmug. This is what you make when a friend in your group who has no other friends and no one even likes asks you to hang out with them and you do so out of pity. However, he/she is only tolerable if everyone else in your group comes over at the same time so the person gets placed in the background. This is reminiscent of a children's story of the same name in which something inedible (stone soup) becomes tolerable if everyone chips in.
"Susan asked me to hang out with her on Friday night. Can you and Matt come over so I don't have to put up with her alone?"
"Yeah, we'll help you make some stone soup."
"Yeah, we'll help you make some stone soup."
by rainbownights April 15, 2010
Get the stone soupmug. The act of 'washing' denim wish bleach to make it a lighter shade and give a 'used' look to it.
It's fun because of the fumes.
It's fun because of the fumes.
by Bobalicos111 July 28, 2010
Get the Stone-washingmug. it is when a a woman and two men come together in an act of love, and they double penetrate her. they fuck her until they cum, and until she cums, and then they rub their nuts together.
by driftwood July 26, 2005
Get the stone washingmug. Grabing someones nuts. Works best when they victim isn't expecting it. You also have to make sure to say 'stone grab' when performing the act.
by Bohon November 8, 2005
Get the stone grabmug.