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bachelor stew

ramen noodles or ready to eat, just add hot water soup
Looks like i am broke again. Guess i will just have bachelor stew!
by murray1972 February 6, 2014
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Persian Hot Dog Stew

The stew/soup created from the amalgamation of semen left over inside of a woman after being gangbanged and force-fed to all the contributors. Persian hot dog stew requires the semen from all participants and is best collected from the mouth, vagina, and asshole after a vigorous gangbang. Ideally the stew is vigorously mixed up immediately and force-fed to all males involved upon conclusion of the last cumshot.
Did you get force fed Persian hot dog stew after we gangbanged the chick from psychology class? It was a hearty stew, I think twelve guys contributed to it and she forced us all to eat it!
by Mr. Meseeks April 19, 2022
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Stew

Stew isn't food neither is it beer.

Take a look in the dictionary, it means whorehouse.
Whoever wrote that was probably high.
Source: Merriam-Webster
Guy 1: dude, have you been to the stew?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, I woke up in the street next to the stew after getting knocked out by some whore

Random Person eating stew: I hate that we call this chunky soup stew.
by TheDamnCanadian May 8, 2018
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Big stew

Big stew, lemme say, big stew is a real chunck. He brings the meat hard. And you better be ready. Big stew is one of a kind, he rlly wants that monkey puss. He needs that monkey puss. He’s got that 13 inch stiff and he needs to yank that shit till he pounds your girlfriend.
“Omg who’s that big ears mr chunck. ITS BIG STEW. FUCK ME HARD BIG STEW WITH THAT BIG BUSHY STIFF
by Boibitches December 9, 2018
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Beef Stew

When your shit turns runny and chunky but it get difficult to come out, so you stick you hand up your ass to force it out. Basically your shit looks like chunky campbells canned soup. Wowa woowa Jek sie masz!¡¡🙇🏿 ♂️👬🧑 🦯🧑 🦯🧑 🦯🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡✊🏿✊🏿🇺🇦✊🏿🇺🇦🇺🇦✊🏿🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🐒🐒🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🇺🇦🦖🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🦖🍑🍑らたらあやたかはたなたやたやなたなたなた
I was on the toilet then I relished I got the beef stew, i was like “fuck this isn’t good”.
by Urrrrrrrpoody February 7, 2023
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Undie Stew

A load of laundry containing only boxers and/or briefs.
Matt: "Hey Ed, want to go get a beer?"
Ed: "Can't right now. I am in the middle of brewing a fresh batch of undie stew. Maybe later."
by Latino Caliente September 11, 2010
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Texas Blowout Stew

When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.
David-“ I just went to Chipotle and got the Texas Blowout Stew after.”
John- “That’s tuff
by Jawn8282828 November 7, 2018
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