The Bean Stalk

When you dip your penis in coffee and then get your girl to suck it off.

I gave my girl The Bean Stalk last night

by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022

creep stalk

Essentially this is when Chelcie goes past page 3 of google results about you and is essentially deep diving on you even if she refuses to acknowledge it. She may then be kind of bratty about it in a way that is cute but also super disobedient.

Chelcie creep stalked me all afternoon, then when i called her out on it she stuck her tongue out and waved her butt at me.

by Oxford english webster January 21, 2022

pussy stalking

Is when a female is stalking her ex or a guy she can't have and getting fucked by everyone she see's him socializing with.

I think Maya is pussy stalking you my guy, she's already been fucked by 3 or 4 guys you might know this week.

by StopBeingGross September 19, 2022

stalking

usually involves a very long romantic walk for 2, however only 1 of them knows the walk is for 2.

Bro my girlfriend called me, said some guy was stalking her so I went and tried to fight him.

by William MacMorrison December 24, 2020

Stalk-blocking

Making your social media accounts private so prospective dates can't creep on you, because hello – no one likes a creeper!

So we haven't even met in person but he already "liked" a bunch of photos deep on my Instagram, and that's when I knew I had to start stalk-blocking.

by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

book stalking

The act of analyzing a person's book collection as a means of analyzing the person.

I was book stalking Steve in his Zoom background and he has a copy of The Fountainhead

by lifto January 5, 2021

Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.

by Miktionary February 13, 2022