Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.
No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.
by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009
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When somebody accidentally touches a body part of the opposite gender in an enclosed space or a hallway.
(Joe accidentally touches Sara's chest in the hallway. Joe runs away in embarrassment)
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.
Sam: Yo, Joe, what's good?
Joe: Just pulled a suicide squeeze on Sara, dude.
by TScottsby September 20, 2012
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Dude 1: dude how did your date go last night?
Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"
Dude 2: Man, she called me a rapist because I gave her a good old "tit squeeze"
by Cosmo is a fag December 15, 2013
Get the tit squeeze mug.Heh heh heh! I'm going to squeeze your body until you suffocate! Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWA HA HA HA!
Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!
Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!
by Bone July 22, 2004
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Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.
by Walker Watson July 28, 2006
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