Spider

A person whose round torso is not proportional to their skinny limbs, thus looking much like spider. This is usually an effect of too much drinking (beer gut).

Girl walks into the room: "damn, she looks like a spider"

by spiderhater April 12, 2009

Spider Webbed

When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.

Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.

by asshole45678 October 25, 2009

Sniperdad

n. When person A has sex with person B's mother, person A becomes person B's Sniperdad. A preexisting friendship is implied.

"Dude, did you hear about Trevor?"
"No, what?"
"He fucked Alan's mom."
"Yo! Trevor's Alan's Sniperdad!"

by Men Without Tits January 10, 2009

Coon Spider

(n.) A possibly mythical spider that is believed to make the ever so popular "fro" that typically grows on top of a male Negro's head. It was thought up by the people who speculated that a fro was not hair at all, but the finely interwoven webs of the Coon Spider.

Yolanda: "Man Tyrone! Yo fro is bodacious!"

Tyrone: "Yeeaa boiii! My Coon Spider's been workin extra hard, sumthin I'll never do!"

by thomas anonymous August 9, 2009

barking wolf spider

farting

(after letting out a loud fart) Dude, did you hear that barking wolf spider?

by Pugs64 March 30, 2010

sniper

for professional school students (med school, law school, etc.)

like a gunner, but instead of letting everyone know he/she is a gunner, this person silently works hard, but appears very chill; in the end he/she kicks everyone's ass when the exam grades come out.

med student: dude man, he is a gunner.
med student2: no man, he's a sniper; never see him study and super chill, but just keep getting As

by mcgmd September 3, 2010

Sniper

Noun, verb
Someone who is unnaturally adept at propelling small objects at smaller targets with great skill and accuracy, most often in sports, I.e. Soccer, hockey, lacrosse, and football, or with an actual sniper rifle. More general uses are those who can fling small pieces of debris at trashcans, teachers, peoples' heads, eyes, exposed cleavage, and balls with great accuracy and velocity, thus causing general mayhem and annoyance.

Common projectiles include: trash, balls, gum bands, pencils, pens, soccer balls, footballs, hockey pucks/balls, sticks, food(carrots), cards, cd's, bottle caps, etc. You get the point.

Common targets: head, face, eyes, junk, cleavage, goals, trashcans, teachers, etc. Anything that shows you have done skill.

Dude, did you see that shot?! He's a freakin' sniper!

Whoa, did you really get that in the trash from here? You're a sniper.

I totally just sniped him in the junk from here with that ball.

by Gaidin014 March 10, 2009