dirty singer

A local Pittsburgh favorite, born on many a late nights within the taverns of Squirrel Hill in the East End of Pittsburgh and enjoyed by the local elite, servants of the public trust, and anyone in between. Equally appropriate as a post-dinner digestif or on later stops of an all-night bar crawl, the base of this unique cocktail is a low-end to mediocre gin, such as Gordon’s or Seagram’s, poured into a highball glass over ice. Then balance out to just shy of the rim with Sprite to enliven the gin and tingle the taste buds. Finally, top off with a splash of cranberry, slightly tainting the hue of the beverage and adding a subtle layer of complexity for silky smooth drinkability

Bartender: “Can I get you a drink?”
Patron: “Sure, I’ll take a Dirty Singer.”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”
Patron: “Gin and Sprite with a splash of cranberry.”
Bartender: “Why the hell didn’t you just say so to begin with? That’ll be $9.25.”

by TheShadowMan December 25, 2017

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adam singer

A Jewish man that happens to look like a glob of dirt on a golden platter. You can't get much better than his ratchet personality and horrific looks but is an all around nice guy.. I guess.

Hey is that an Adam Singer.. You can tell by his small peepee

by Prockg12 May 24, 2018

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Fidget Spinner

A sex position, where a male lays flat on his back with an erect cock. And the female places a spinning fidget spinner on the male's member, and proceeds to blow the fidget spinner to make it stop. The goal is to finish before it stops.

Wendy gave me a Fidget Spinner last night.

Did you finish?

Hell yeah, 10/10 would spin again.

by therealspanishteacher February 26, 2018

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