Splinter

Four or more turtles

Person 1:Look at that a splinter of turtles
Person 2: wow I've never seen that in the wild

by Juicyfruit668 January 26, 2026

Sphincter Sprinkler

When a man gets out of bed to go pee and doesn't realize his pecker is stuck to his ball sack and he pees on his butthole.

I had to get a towel this morning cuz I had sphincter sprinkler.

by Gordy W. March 6, 2025

Shinter

A shit cover splinter, or any splinter doomed to become infected.

I have an infected shinter in my hand.

by Dmullen2300 August 16, 2025

banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick

Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter

by lolghostu August 24, 2016

Think sphincter

The metaphorical controller of speech which stops you enunciating every thought you ever have.

Melissa's down fall was a loose think sphincter as she told the boss he was putting on weight...

by Marty McGonagle June 13, 2016

Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.

I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.

by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017

Eviscerated Sphincter

The physical pain caused after over exercising and/or overheating the anal canal

"Did you hear about Debbie's Eviscerated Sphincter?"

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019