tye smith

you use this term to identify a short Asian man. He goes over the top with jokes and you have to get to his level to talk to him. He thinks he's funny but his humour is at the same level as a five-year-old. sorry tye had to do it to ya

friend: hey where's lee ?
Lee: (speaking from nee height) in your mum AHAHAHA
Friend: you're such a tye smith

by blakkidd October 22, 2018

Smith & Jiffy

A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving

Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!

by SBliss August 27, 2017

slumber-smith

One who engages in excessive sleep.

My husband's hobby is that of a slumber-smith on the weekends.

by Elijah Goose April 13, 2014

zackery smith

one hell ova man. money makes him craaaaazy!

zackery smith spotted T-posing on building

by Ethan henrick smith April 22, 2019

colin smith

A guy who loves sucking my D at night. He keeps my D warm at night when it's cold. A guy who is gay for me and will love me for who I am a 67 year old man dating a 26 year old guy. How lucky am I to find a Colin.

Colin smith
1.(of a person, especially a man) homosexual.
"that friend of yours, is he gay?"
synonyms: homosexual, lesbian; informalqueer
"gay men and women"

by Cardiac black March 15, 2017

Justin Smith

Big time neck. Dumb-ass who gets unnecessarily violent for no fucking reason. Like seriously man, why the fuck did you punch me in the stomach you fucking cuck. All in all, this long neck bastard is major wanker in life and is not a very good person. Cool guy though i'm ngl.

Joe: Hey look it's Justin Smith!
Ryan: Oh hey Justin!
Justin: neckneckneckneckbasketballneckneckneckIhatemysisterneckneckneck
Joe and Ryan: wtf...

by Subs763 March 19, 2020

loren smith

A gorgeous, beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She can make you laugh and make you smile when you really don’t want to. When she falls in love, she will love them with her whole world. And when you gain her trust, you don’t want to lose it.

Hey who’s that over there? She’s beautiful!

That’s Loren Smith, she will steal your heart!

by Emma Foxon January 03, 2018