Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015

shlongski

A penis that is in the shape of a ski, it is quite aerodynamic.

I gave sheela the hot Shlongski at the slopes yesterday.

by Bigdickniggasss November 30, 2015

shlong knocker

A flaming homo looking for random dicks in the club

Kleyber is such a shlong knocker

by poonhound9921013 December 14, 2015

shlong burger

To eat a shlong in burger form🙃

Jay: wanna eat my shlong
Frankie: as long as it's a shlong burger

by 😛😛😛😛😛 March 4, 2016

Shlong shot

Making it in your girls mouth.

Dude I made a shlong shot last night

by 😛😛😛😛😛 March 4, 2016

shlong donkey

This is a word you can't ignore.

These are words you can't ignore; SHLONG DONKEY!!

by Magg Pies April 4, 2016

Shlong slap

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong

She shlong slapped me so hard

by Justinehpsaucep September 4, 2016