by RavenRiotRoth February 18, 2011
Get the Purple Sausage mug.A very miniscule and inadequate object often mistaken for a penis.
German condom brands such as Fromm, Masculan, Billy Boy, Condomi & Ritex are all produced in smaller sizes.
'Too big' was the pronouncement of the Munich magazine Focus, in a recent article about German genitalia. Sadly for the men implicated, the article was talking about the size of standard European condoms, not the men who wear them. In 1996, in order to promote economic & cultural exchange throughout Europe, the European Union decided upon a standard size of condom - 6.63 inches in length & a range of 1.7 to 2.2 inches in width, to be exact.
A study conducted by the German condom manufacturer Condomi found that the standard European condom fell off of half of the German men polled. The average German penis is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 in.) too narrow for the standard EN 600 condom, said the magazine, proving once & for all that size really does matter." ('Germans too small for condoms?' J A Getzlaff. Salon Mon. 6 Mar 2000. salon.com/2000/03/06/condoms_4/)
German condom brands such as Fromm, Masculan, Billy Boy, Condomi & Ritex are all produced in smaller sizes.
'Too big' was the pronouncement of the Munich magazine Focus, in a recent article about German genitalia. Sadly for the men implicated, the article was talking about the size of standard European condoms, not the men who wear them. In 1996, in order to promote economic & cultural exchange throughout Europe, the European Union decided upon a standard size of condom - 6.63 inches in length & a range of 1.7 to 2.2 inches in width, to be exact.
A study conducted by the German condom manufacturer Condomi found that the standard European condom fell off of half of the German men polled. The average German penis is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 in.) too narrow for the standard EN 600 condom, said the magazine, proving once & for all that size really does matter." ('Germans too small for condoms?' J A Getzlaff. Salon Mon. 6 Mar 2000. salon.com/2000/03/06/condoms_4/)
by Jess talis September 1, 2014
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the sexual act of facefucking someone and then shooting pepper spray in the eyes of the person doing the sucking. Then holding on for a long wild ride. Related to other sexual mishaps...such as houdini, dirty sanchez etc.
James Licata was getting head from a fat chick and quickly switched to a sausage and peppers....they were both hospitalized.
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See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
by Dean March 25, 2005
Get the Stroking the sausage mug.1) Ill-fitting clothes on fat people
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My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...
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My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...
The president becomes very upset when he hears about young teens sporting sausagewear because it's too suggestive.
by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005
Get the sausagewear mug.The office or workspace of an individual with sausage fingers. The sausage hut is usually filled with diplomas on the wall. This individual quite often loses paperwork due to his sausage finger defect, which makes it difficult for him to handle paperwork.
I'm going to the Sausage Hut to speak to sausage fingers about the paperwork he can't find. It probably fell out of his sausage fingers when he wasn't paying attention.
by wordword May 24, 2008
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