Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.

I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.

by steammustachio March 30, 2020

Simple Everything

A tax system where if you are a victim of humiliation, you can tax on the perpetrator by simply asking non-cash gifts.

George: Alex said I cannot make EDM music, because I am fat.
William: Wait, is your uncle a local EDM artist?
George: Yes, he is. He teaches me how to DJ.
William: So call Alex for a Simple Everything, let him get you a cheeseburger.
George: That's a good idea.

by Lighter_Waterfalls April 3, 2020

simplesplain

To overexplain a subject to an audience that lacks intelligence.

If you don’t understand, I can simplesplain it to you.

by Randy B-Rad June 25, 2020

Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile

Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(

by CyteX July 18, 2020

Simple Speed Sounds

f l m n r s v z sh th ng nk b c k d g h j p qu t w x y ch a e i o u ay ee igh ow oo oo ar or air ir ou oy

Those are the Simple Speed Sounds.

I used the Simple Speed Soumds and now I know them. The Simple Speed Sounds defined sounds like ay, ee, igh, and more.

by NoUsernameSelected25 September 29, 2020

simplea

simplea is a term used by skaters and artists when somebody is being an absolute idiot or being a bit of a bitch.
can be used as a verb or a noun.

frequently also used by those in art galleries or at fashion shows when something is a bit shit.

“Wow, my art is really great”
“Simplea”
“Hey that’s not fair, your a simplea”

by gr!ffskates October 19, 2020

simplea

A term used by skaters and artists when someone is being a bitch or their work is shit. Also used by people frequenting fashion shows to say that an outfit is a bit shit.

can be used as an adjective or a noun. generally derogatory and used towards people who are two faced liars. synonyms include bitch and shit.

“hey your art is simplea”
“nah bro your simplea and so is your fit”
“as if my fit is simplea. learn some sense man and fuck off simplea”

by gr!ffskates October 19, 2020