Simonah

Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:

(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.

(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.

(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".

(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.

Also, they are actually Simons, but by accident they are Simona

Stop saying dirty things Jared, stop being a Simonah!

by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021

Simon-Marco

He has the biggest dick you will ever see. He usually has a Muscular body with a Gigachad Face and a good Charakter. He got loads of money and his skills at everything are incredable. People that know a Simon-Marco usually have a happy life. The only thing a Simon-Marco is not good at is Finding a relationship even though he usually is Charming, but that is okay for him because he likes to be around with his friends and have fun instead of being in a relationship. Some people say he is the ultimate living being.

Have you met Simon-Marco yet? If not you are defenetly missing something.

Last time I was around with Simon-Marco I Had the best time oft my life.

by Clydrider23 November 23, 2021

Simon

ladies crush!!! A whole womanizer. Always tall. Breaks hearts into pieces. They are always rare.

Simon is the one behind her cry's

by Gee11 November 23, 2021

Simonay

The best person on earth they have a god complex and are careing love cats and dogs and the name is seen in the Bible

Person 1 : oh hey its simonay aren't they so cool

Person 2 : yeah they are

by Simonay <3 January 10, 2022

Simon

ur real name is lil wi wi

simon is an undercover grandpa ( not in a terrible way)

by ELLLLLLLA February 17, 2022

Simon

That one short kid in school that is very sus. HE often wears pink shirts and doesn't do the AP 45

Mr Bayer. Understand Simon, you gotta do your AP 45 every night to make this class easier for yourself

by Ze JmL Ambasodor March 18, 2022

Simon Cowell

Comical botox guy.

Simon Cowell botox.

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022