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Dutch Shuffle

When a higher paid colleague who is responsible for a project to be delivered on Friday decides leave all of the work until Thursday afternoon then takes the Friday off,

leaving a subordinate to do the work or face the wrath of the boss.
Boss “Hey, do you have the project finished, it’s Thursday afternoon already”
Middle Manager “No, but it will be finished by the deadline tomorrow”
Boss “Great, see you tomorrow then”
Middle Manager “no, I’m off til Monday, so and so has it covered”
Boss “you there in the cheap seats, my office”
Lower paid workers “oh no!
He’s done a Dutch Shuffle!”
by Rufus Abadgers March 25, 2022
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sis shuffle

the sis shuffle is what you do during the add/drop period. when a class is coming up, you drop it on the sis (student information services) website and add another class that met yesterday, prolonging the beginning-of-semester itis.
"are you coming to math?"
"fuck that, sis shuffle"
by fat mels May 9, 2010
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Shit Shuffle

The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.
“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”

Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”

“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022
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Penguin Shuffle

Penguin shuffle.. when you try to walk with your pants around your ankles.
I was doing the Penguin shuffle after she pulled my pants down to give me a blowjob.
by Judge Santiago Burdon December 15, 2022
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Pocket Shuffle

When you stick your hand in your pocket to resituate your balls.
Oh my gosh did Gary just pocket shuffle?
by Albert Winthorpe April 18, 2018
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scrotum shuffle

when you hairs get stuck in yer japs eye so you shuffle about
yo i did a scrotum shuffle last night bro
by hamzahbob May 14, 2018
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shuffle-jiver

A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.
Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!
by SenorPeligro December 16, 2015
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