Turtle Shuffle

When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.

Dude I had to crap so bad I was doing the turtle shuffle to the bathroom.

by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011

uncomfortable shuffle

When a female is try to take her bra in the middle of a group of people without being noticed.

I was wondering why my date was doing the uncomfortable shuffle in the middle of the bar until she threw her bra at my face.

by OpusX June 11, 2023

Pocket Shuffle

When you stick your hand in your pocket to resituate your balls.

Oh my gosh did Gary just pocket shuffle?

by Albert Winthorpe April 18, 2018

scrotum shuffle

when you hairs get stuck in yer japs eye so you shuffle about

yo i did a scrotum shuffle last night bro

by hamzahbob May 14, 2018

shuffle-jiver

A person who tries to appear busy at something while actually doing nothing but talking about how others should be doing it.

Jose comes to work and does nothing but tell others how to do their jobs; he's such a shuffle-jiver!

by SenorPeligro December 16, 2015

Wigglesworth Shuffle

The act of looking up a word in Urban Dictionary that someone just made up for the purpose of making you look it up in Urban Dictionary.

They were having a conversation about how every word is something obscene on Urban Dictionary, and then Whitney just made Kathy do the Wigglesworth Shuffle.

by HowardADewing September 9, 2016

DECKER SHUFFLE

A driving technique that eludes all police forces. It consist of prism driving and the balls to run cops into tree. A guy called Decker created it while dancing to music.

That man ain't stopping hes doing the decker shuffle

by Sandwhichcreator September 11, 2022