Shlongk

When a penis is so large (see shlong) that dropping it onto a surface produces an audible noise, a shlongk is the noise made by said action.

Troy: “I don’t believe it, there’s no way you have a 14 inch wang!”
Churt: “Ye of little faith”
Churt’s zipper: “ziiiiiip”
Churt’s 14 inch monster cock dropping onto a glass table: “SHLONGK”
Troy: “touché.”

by Oogabunga April 11, 2020

Shlonginator

The biggest of all penis. The mega dong. If you have this you are a god among men.

Joe *dang his pants are bulging he must have a shlonginator*

by DontBeAPedophile May 6, 2020

shlong

shlong is someone who takes every little tiny thing seriously. he is also a simp :)

shlong: bro im gonna take a break from editing
me: kys
shlong: OMG SUICIDE JOKES DUDE THATS FUCKED UP YOU ARE SOOOO UNFUNNY >:(

by nigga__penis__big__penis May 27, 2020

scoondaloon

if ur name is scoondaloon the good boy u r a very good boy and lov long walk walking in natur especially if ther is wild bore mmmmm love meat

“omg scoondaloon is such good boy”
“helo em scoondaloon the good boy”

by scoondaloon the very good boy May 29, 2020

Shlong

A shlong is a penis

My boyfriend has a really big shlong

by Doggereywg July 13, 2020

shlong

that's a long shlong

wow that's a long shlong

by TUCKER MCPETERS August 14, 2020

Shlong

Your dick

Guy 1:want to see my shlong
Guy 2:ofc

by Roy_13 September 15, 2020