Accidental selfie

A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.

Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*

by LeUrbanDefiner May 28, 2015

selfie chelsea

This is a person who takes at least 5 selfies a day.

He is a complete selfie chelsea.

by meandmypeeps September 3, 2016

manly selfie

There is NO such thing!!!

Girl 1 "Do you believe in the Manly Selfie"
Girl 2 "He'll no!!!!"

by I Eat Banana May 23, 2018

Dutch Selfie

You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.

That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.

by SmellyBear November 30, 2016

Selfy

The way selfie would have been spelled, if the person who wrote about it on the forums back in 2002 would have known how to spell correctly.

Selfie isn't spelled selfy because the person who came up with the word didn't know how to spell.

by Jr H Roger June 20, 2023

selfie

masturbation
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or

Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"

that film was so.... I had to do a selfie driving home

by Alpino January 6, 2021

selfie

the subject of the picture must be the taker of the picture

not a selfie I'm sick and tired of people calling pictures that are NOT selfies selfies I'm sorry but NO!!

by jessnaegele September 22, 2015