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Pad Search

To pat ones self down in search of a note pad.

Used when you say something so funny, that you seach for something to write it down on, on your person.

Conducted where your breast pockets would be, or are located. Then to the pockets located below your belt line.

In the event that you are naked, lift sack or breast.

It is not recommended that you entertain people while in the buff.

Can be used by others as sarcasm if the joke wasn't funny.
"I had to do a pad search after that one, but no luck. I forgot what I said that was so funny last night"
by colorblind1982 July 22, 2009
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E.V.O Search For Eden

The best fucking game on the super nintendo
Its a fish going through all the evolutionary stages (fish mammal,bird,ect) by eating other things you get EVO points which you use to evolve certain parts of your animal (giggity)
nerd #1 "oh my god! i just got 500 EVO points in E.V.O search for eden!"
nerd #2 "whoa man! that means you can evole your jaws and body!!!"
by Mr.SexInUpTheLadiesGuy98 May 20, 2010
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Soul searching

A ridiculous and overly-dramatic phrase that dumbasses and losers use to describe reevaluating their sad, worthless lives. Using this pretentious and pathetic phrase in public will make you look more pitiful than if you were a meth addict at the end of your rope.
John: I just can't get over Tasha dumping me. I think I need to do some soul searching.
Kenny: What is this, Dawson's Creek? Quit talking like you're on a soap opera and get over it.
by mcsuire January 28, 2020
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Search and Destroy

Jimmy was Search and Destroying while his mum came in.
by CremOfSomYonGai January 28, 2016
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Search duckduckgo or type a URL

any faggot who is bored to death and changed their default browser to duckduckgo on some school Chromebook.

only duckduckgo people will know this
Guy 69: Man, im bored...
Guy 420: Bruh your default browser is duckduckgo...
Guy 69: *types Search duckduckgo and type a URL
Guy : im gonna add this to urban dictionary

Search duckduckgo or type a URL means a really good search engine.
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strip search

A cop or a security guard at a prison who tells you to take off all of you're clothes checking to make sure you aren't hiding Drugs or any Weapons.
The Cop Tells Sara to undress and then serchers her for any drugs or weapons.
by Jim April 7, 2005
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Search and destroy

A game played by 2 or more friends. You search for a nonce or weird looking person and say ‘search.’ Then the others in the group have to find him/her and say ‘destroy.’ A game usually played while stoned off ur tits.
Person 1: ‘search’.

Person 2: ‘destroy’

Both persons: (laugh uncontrollably for a few minutes before the next “search and destroy” game is played)
by Ml junior July 23, 2018
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