1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke
jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.
by LostMinD January 27, 2009
the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.
Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.
by cablife November 2, 2011
There are no deficiencies in a particular object.
"Let's go back, back to the Gap
Look at my check—wasn't no scratch
So if I stole, wasn't my fault
Yeah, I stole—never got caught"
Spaceship by Kanye West
Look at my check—wasn't no scratch
So if I stole, wasn't my fault
Yeah, I stole—never got caught"
Spaceship by Kanye West
by jmrtn June 14, 2021
"Sit down and scratch" is a phrased used in Trinidadian Creole slang. Its represents an act of idleness, where a person has nothing to do and simply scratches themselves, is usually used sarcastically or as a joke.
"Wha dey feel it is? I busy inno, dey feel I does just sit down and scratch whole day awa?"
"Bai meen wanna do nun nah I just gonna sit down and scratch"
"Bai meen wanna do nun nah I just gonna sit down and scratch"
by Cydetrini November 6, 2023
Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.
The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.
by ancestaera June 26, 2020
by Lydia Z November 8, 2007
A man shoves his balls, and only his balls, in a woman's pussy. The balls must be like the Amazon Rainforest and be hairy like fuck. Leave a sandpaper-like mark my guy!
by Trooper1129 December 6, 2019