Schlobbykabinski

Large mess up or a conundrum

Usually something that is not good
This can be used in many form generally as a better use of the term "fuck up"

My day was going good until lunch when I dropped my food

That was a schlobbykabinski

by Ochisan November 8, 2023

get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

knob schlober

A girl that will suck your dick without knowing the person

That hoe over there is a knob schlober

by bd_daddy69 April 21, 2019

Schmoog Sesh

a verb, used to describe the act of cuddling, which typically leads to a sexual acts. This word is commonly used between couples that are dating, hooking up, using one another, or just friends with benefits.

It can also act as a verb for friends or close friends, to describe an intimate time. Much like cuddling, spooning, or anything else done in a comfortable way.

Babe, do you just want to SCHMOOG all morning instead of going to class?!

After losing the basketball game, Brad decided to forgo the bars and enjoy a schmoog sesh with his bff, Jill.

by Dat Kat January 26, 2011

Schmooli

Anything or anyone

By the way theres a schmooli on your sweater.

Hey did you schmoolies listen to the new schmooli that came out yesterday? I think its really schmooli

by Koidini Ze Goat November 7, 2018

schloi

A noise that mud makes when you step in it.

Me: *steps in the mud*
Mud: Schloi!
Me: ew....

by Teh Power September 28, 2004

schlode

a mixture of the word 'schlong', meaning an extrodinarily long dick, and 'chode', meaning a cock thats fatter than it is long. Therefor, a schlode is an extrodinarily long penis that is also fatter than it is long, thereby it being veeeery fat too

Ya mum has a schlode

Rhys has a schlode coming out of his chin

Dyer has schlode fingers

by Robbo :) March 1, 2009