Snapper

A stereotypical pedophile with big goofy ass square glasses, long greasy hair, pasty skin, and a t-shirt usually depicting a dragon or a fucking loony toons character in an effort to more easily lure unsuspecting children out of the sandbox and into their creepy fucking shaggin wagons.

Aryan Brother: throw me that bone crusher mighty mouse so I can slump this snapper in the next cell.

by Alice_Dee802 March 21, 2022

poople-snapper

a politer way of saying shit eater

you poople-snapper

by andrew brown November 24, 2003

Mother Stapper

a substitute for using Mother Fucker

you dirty little Mother Stapper

by Wolfie1984 October 3, 2009

bitch snapper

someone who likes to slap girl dogs

ur a bitch snapper meany

by woodyactor May 17, 2010

Boot Slapper

Soldiers must dig a 12" cat hole with their entrenching tool to defecate in the woods. When you drop a turd too long and hard for the cathole you dug for it, it inevitably topples sideways onto your boot.

Q: Did everything come out all right?
A: it was a real boot slapper

by all american 82 July 8, 2011

Button Slapper

One who lacks even a smidgen of ability in any video game, and in a panic rage of desperate attempt, slaps the entire controller / keyboard in an effort to scramble a victory.

ie. "Tom, why is it that every time I kill you in Halo, I hear a fury of panic slaps right before you die?"

Tom: I'm so out of practice, I go into full button slapper mode as a last resort.

by Dvinny7 August 9, 2015

Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016