Salmon

The opposite of a catfish. Someone who is more attractive in person than on social media.

Sara is a salmon. She’s so much prettier in person

by anonymous May 7, 2025

Salmon Can

A penis, that is wider then it is shorter. This is a term used when around a group of people, and you don't want them to know you hooked up with someone that wrecked your pussbox. Instead of saying Chode, you say Salmon Can

Whore 1 - Damn, that nigga had a chode last night, total...
Whore 2 - Jessi there are people around!
Whore 1 - My bad, that nigga had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.

by ObeyYourHeart February 3, 2010

Akmad Salmon

A creature of pestilence that begins all suffering when tension runs high

It cannot process what you are saying within that time period and will not tolerate backlash

The akmad salmon was very cringy and closed box

by Zenkai boost September 10, 2025

salmon cavern

A smelly vagina.

Alice: Wanna Netflix and chill?
Chad: Ain't gonna be putting my wood in that Salmon Cavern tonight.

by athh96@! January 23, 2018

Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

by Upriver July 2, 2021

Sexy Salmon

When a woman has a seizure during sex but you keep trying to have intercourse

Me and Becky did the sexy salmon and that’s why she is in the hospital

by The Fish Fingerer October 29, 2018

Slithery Salmon

Someone who walks away quickly before a door closes for the door to then be shut infront of someone's face. Similar to the motions of a salmon upstream.

Phil was a slithery salmon every day after science class and never cared to open the door.

by SnappleApple... July 8, 2024