Ham and Salmon pasty 

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

Ham and Salmon pasty by Mojomoon August 10, 2017

slap some salmon on it 

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

slap some salmon on it by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.

Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-

spit on the salmon by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper 

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

Brown sugar salmon 

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation

Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”

Brown sugar salmon by Pear6 June 23, 2021

spit on the salmon

spitting on the salmon is a word used when you want to ask if someone sucks cock, but dont want people to think you are weird

"hey bro, do you spit on the salmon"

"only on saturdays"

spit on the salmon by HanKarnMedSverd August 26, 2021

Miles The Salmon 

A salmon named Miles who is a funny, hot and nice person.

They also fucked a toilet

Miles The Salmon fucked a toilet

Miles The Salmon by GhostGuy<3 November 7, 2021