Akmad Salmon

A creature of pestilence that begins all suffering when tension runs high

It cannot process what you are saying within that time period and will not tolerate backlash

The akmad salmon was very cringy and closed box

by Zenkai boost September 10, 2025

Salmoning

Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there

Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning

by Upriver July 2, 2021

Salmon Helmet

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.

Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019

Salmoning

The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.

I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.

by Osiffy December 18, 2023

Salmon and BJ Day

The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.

I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.

by IrishBlueEyes July 23, 2016

Salmon Co-Cakes

What some southern kids called Salmon Croquettes.

Mama fixed some salmon co-cakes today.

by Bill Mobley January 26, 2022

Salmonitis

When your body swells uncontrollably due to, to much ingestion of salmon

Briget has salmonitis

by Shaninandtickles May 7, 2019